The Docket

Laws
Category	Crime	Points	Explanation
Nuisance	Apologizing to Family	3
Nuisance	NCAA Probations - 2 Years	6	three points for every year of probation
Nuisance	Losing Three Scholarship	6	two points for every lost scholarship max 3
Nuisance	Kicked Out of League	7	This is different than season suspentions. Can include the Clemson rule of not allowing your team to play in a bowl.
Nuisance	Losing One Scholarship	2	two points for every lost scholarship
Nuisance	Academically Ineligible	2	Didn't make the grade
Nuisance	Losing Two Scholarships	4	two points for every lost scholarship
Nuisance	Fines 50K and Up	6	Fines 50K and Up
Nuisance	Fines 40K to 50K	5	Fines 40K to 49.99K
Nuisance	NCAA probations - 3Yr	9	three points for every year of probation
Nuisance	Off-field Humiliations	3	covers things like selling your championship ring.
Nuisance	Resign In Shame	7	Or fired in shame
Nuisance	Caught Cheating	3
Nuisance	Apologizing to Fans	4
Nuisance	NCAA probations - One Year	3	three points for every year of probation
Nuisance	Fines 20K to 30K	3	Fines 20K to 29.99K
Nuisance	Fines 10K to 20K	2	Fines 10K to 19.99K
Nuisance	Fines 30K to 40K	4	Fines 30K to 39.99K
Nuisance	On-field Humiliations	1	covers Leon Lett type mistakes.
Nuisance	Suspensions - 1 Game	1
Nuisance	Suspensions - 2 to 4 Games	2
Nuisance	Suspensions - 5+ Games	4	Includes the 'indefinite'.
Nuisance	Suspensions - season	6	Must be more than 5 games or 50% of season
Nuisance	Fines Up To 10K	1	1 point for every $10k of fines
Nuisance	Apologizing to Team	2
Small-Time	Crimes Against Nature	8	Can include things like spitting on Umpires and being possed by deamons.
Small-Time	Resisting Arrest	8
Small-Time	Forgery	8	Includes things such as signatures.
Small-Time	Slander	10	Includes Libel
Small-Time	Liability Up To 300K	3
Small-Time	Liability 300K to 900K	6
Big-Time	Liability 900K to 4M	13	Must be over 900 Thousand
Small-Time	Under Age Drinking	10	Basically partying and being caught while under 21. Not Deliquancy of Minor.
Small-Time	Taser Usage	11	If the cops or security have taser an athlete. One count per jolt.
Small-Time	Violence Against Athlete	5	Must be during sporting event. Limited to five counts per event, game, match, or other fan attended sporting event.
Small-Time	Violence Against Fan	12	Three or fewer athletes who commit violence to fan(s) can be busted using this law. No weapons, including hockey sticks, are used against the fan. Beer or other non-bludgeoning objects are not considered weapons.
Small-Time	Trespassing	4
Small-Time	Buying Sex	8	Not married
Small-Time	Sexual Discrimination	10
Small-Time	Property Damage	4
Small-Time	Improper Benefits	10	Being paid in college for example
Big-Time	Selling Soft Drugs	13
Small-Time	Parole Violation	8
Small-Time	Restraining Order	7	Includes being issued one or breaking it.
Small-Time	Indecent Exposure	7
Small-Time	Buying Sex and Married with Children	9
Small-Time	Fraud	13	Includes acedemic fraud and 'less than conspiracy' crimes
Small-Time	Concealed or Illegal Weapons	11
Small-Time	Adultery	9
Small-Time	Misdemeanor Domestic Abuse	8
Small-Time	Petty Theft	8	Under $100
Small-Time	Fighting	8	Other team - does not include Hockey fights or bech clearing brawls unless extreme.
Small-Time	Moving Violations	5	Cannot be combined with a DUI
Small-Time	Using Soft Drugs	8
Small-Time	Pimping	10
Small-Time	Delinquency of a Minor	10	Basically partying with a minor and getting busted doing it.
Small-Time	Drunk and Disorderly	9
Small-Time	Mayhem	10
Small-Time	Drinking and Driving	12
Small-Time	Illegal Gambling Activity	10
Small-Time	Wrong Place Wrong Time	4	For Small-Time crimes committed to the athletes.
Big-Time	Aggravated Assault	35
Big-Time	Assault with a Deadly Weapon	25	Guns, Knifes, and other assorted killing tools.
Big-Time	Aggravated Mayhem	20
Big-Time	Selling Firearms Illegally	30
Big-Time	Using Hard Drugs	20
Big-Time	Team Mascot Violence	20	Can include whacking a sausage
Big-Time	Liability Over 4 Million	25
Big-Time	Theft	20	over $100
Big-Time	Violence Against Fan	45	More than three athletes in the act of violence, or one athlete using a weapon to aid in their violent crime are eligible busts.
Big-Time	Wrong Place Wrong Time	7	For Big-Time crimes committed to the athletes.
Big-Time	Conspiracy	30
Big-Time	Public Urination	9
Big-Time	Other Felonies	40	Individually reviewed
Big-Time	Blackmail	30
Big-Time	Taking a Dump in a Laundry Hamper	30	The 'Davenpoop' rule
Big-Time	Sexual Assault	30
Big-Time	Pistol Whipping	30
Big-Time	Selling Hard Drugs	32
Big-Time	Beating Wife/Girlfriend	40
Big-Time	Assault and Battery	15	the actual police use of this term
Big-Time	Bribing Cops	20	When not successful
Serious-Criminal	Rape	75
Serious-Criminal	Armed Robbery	50
Serious-Criminal	Robbery Liquor Store	50
Serious-Criminal	Robbery	40
Serious-Criminal	Wrong Place Wrong Time	10	For Serious crimes committed to the athletes.
Serious-Criminal	Murder	100
Serious-Criminal	Attempted Murder	65
Serious-Criminal	Child Molestation	85	We were hoping this law wouldn't be needed. We were wrong.
Serious-Criminal	Murder For Hire	75	Being Employed By Or Employing
Serious-Criminal	Manslaughter	75
Idiocy	Being a Two Point Idiot	2	Requires 48 hour vote; majority rules
Idiocy	Being a Four Point Idiot	4	Requires 48 hour vote; majority rules
Idiocy	Being a One Point Idiot	1	Requires 48 hour vote; majority rules
Idiocy	Being a Five Point Idiot	5	Requires 48 hour vote; majority rules
Idiocy	Being a Three Point Idiot	3	Requires 48 hour vote; majority rules