The Fantasy Criminal League
50 Recent Crimes
Holding Cell - Not Verified
07-29 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: WAC
Apologizing to Fans
WAC News Evidence
A good old fashion apology. It's been too long!

BOISE, Idaho (AP)–Boise State University President Bob Kustra says his remarks about a bitter football rivalry with the University of Idaho, in which he called Vandal culture "nasty" and "inebriated," came out harsher than he intended.

But Kustra is defending his stance that there’s no reason for the Broncos to continue traveling to northern Idaho to play the Vandals on their home turf in Moscow.
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07-28 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Grizzlies
Wrong Place Wrong Time
Grizzlies News Evidence
Memphis police have found the body of former NBA player Lorenzen Wright in a wooded area, MyFoxMemphis.com reports.

Police have confirmed homicide investigators are on the scene and that Wright was shot at least 12 times
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07-27 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Colonial Athletic
Concealed or Illegal Weapons
Theft
Robbery
Colonial Athletic News Evidence
Two Drexel University basketball players face robbery and weapons charges after an armed robbery at a fellow student’s apartment in which they went looking for cash but came away only with two cell phones, police said.

Jamie Harris, 21, the team’s starting point guard and leading scorer, and Kevin Phillip, 21, a backup forward, turned themselves in Monday, Philadelphia police Lt. John Walker said. A third man, Devon Bond, 21, also a Drexel student, was arrested last week.

Bond was charged Friday, and warrants were issued for Harris and Phillip on Saturday. All three face robbery, theft and weapons charges, Walker said.

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07-26 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: Bobcats
Moving Violations
Concealed or Illegal Weapons
Using Soft Drugs
Selling Soft Drugs
Bobcats News Evidence
I put both these under Bobcats since Williams was the only recent pro player of the two Memphis Tigers busted.

Memphis Police reported Williams, 25, presented them with a suspended driver’s license, prompting them to charge the baller with multiple road violations: Driving While License Suspended/ Revoked or Cancelled, and Violation of Seat-belt Law.

Police also charged multiple drug violations on Williams’ passenger and former Memphis teammate Kareem Cooper after they reportedly recovered 17.22 grams of marijuana and a loaded gun.

Cooper was charged for possession of Controlled Substance with Intent to Manufacture/ Deliver/ Sell and Possession of a Firearm During the Commission of a Dangerous Felony.
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07-26 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: ACC
Fraud
Theft
ACC News Evidence
Florida State University football player Nigel Carr is behind bars this morning after he was arrested Sunday on several charges.

Carr, 20, faces two counts of burglary of a structure and one count of property damage, theft of a credit card and fraud.

He was arrested by Tallahassee police and is being held at the Leon County Jail on more than $15,000 bond. More details about the arrest are expected later this morning.

Carr also made non-football related news when Walt Disney World in 2007 permanently banned Carr and three other black Florida State University football players from visiting any of the company’s theme parks after officials accused them of loitering in the parks.

Under pressure of accusations of racial profiling, Disney officials revised their decision and only banned the teens from visiting Downtown Disney for a year.

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07-23 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: Bobcats
Wrong Place Wrong Time
Bobcats News Evidence
Police are investigating a home invasion and armed robbery at the home of Charlotte Bobcats player Stephen Jackson.

Multiple media organizations reported Friday that three masked gunman entered Jackson's home in a gated community of million-dollar homes early Wednesday.

Police said early Friday no arrests had been made.

Officers reported the thieves took a 9mm pistol, a ruby-encrusted wristwatch, a Louis Vuitton wallet and other items.

Jackson was in Texas for a basketball camp. His wife was home and was forced into a bathroom, where police found her. She wasn't hurt.

Police say there were no signs of forced entry at the 6,000-square-foot home.

A Bobcats team spokesman declined comment Friday.



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07-23 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: Charles Shackelford
Selling Hard Drugs
Charles Shackelford News Evidence
The infamous amphibious Charles Shackleford was arrested for trying to sell 150 Lortabs to an undercover officer. ... [More]
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07-20 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: Dolphins
Assault Wife/Girlfriend
Aggravated Assault
Dolphins News Evidence
Phillip Merlin busted for beating up his pregnant girlfriend. It never ends.... [More]
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07-20 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: Independents
Team Mascot Violence
Independents News Evidence
Notre Dame is pinning the recent bad luck with the law on the Leprechaun. This looks like a cross between a legitimate story and the Onion so I won't claim the points.... [More]
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07-19 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: Big East
Suspensions - 5+ Games
Resisting Arrest
Property Damage
Aggravated Assault
Big East News Evidence
Pittsburgh defensive end Jabaal Sheard has been suspended indefinitely after being accused of throwing another man through the glass door of an art gallery.

Police say Sheard was in a fight early Sunday and had to be pepper sprayed after he threw the man through the door of La Fond Galleries.

Pitt spokesman E.J. Borghetti says Sheard has been suspended from team activities while the athletic department investigates.

Sheard was arraigned Sunday on charges including aggravated assault and resisting arrest. Police say charges are possible against the other man. Borghetti declined to comment on Sheard’s behalf.
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07-17 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Independents
Under Age Drinking
Under Age Drinking
Under Age Drinking
Independents News Evidence
The son of former Notre Dame standout Joe Montana was among 11 Fighting Irish athletes arrested on misdemeanor charges of underage drinking at a party Friday night. ... [More]
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07-14 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Matt Every
Using Soft Drugs
Matt Every News Evidence
Matt Every is a first-year PGA Tour player and was in a hotel room Tuesday night at the Isle Casino Hotel near the TPC Deere Run course when authorities were summoned after a strong marijuana odor began emanating from a guest room. According to police, Every, 26, and two other men present in the room were questioned and arrested on misdemeanor possession charges and booked at Scott County Jail in nearby Iowa.
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07-14 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: Bob Probert
Fighting
Bob Probert News Evidence
This isn't for points, but when a trur FCL legend dies, we recognize. Bob Probert, in the same league as George Best, has pasted away. Thanks for the memories!... [More]
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07-14 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: ACC
Using Soft Drugs
ACC News Evidence
Those high hopes that have building throughout the summer for the North Carolina football team have taken a major hit with news that star linebacker Quan Sturdivant was arrested and charged with misdemeanor possession of marijuana.
A college football is coming!

"Sturdivant, a 6-2, 235-pound senior who is on the preseason watch list for both the Butkus and Lombardi awards as one of the nation’s top players at his position, was cited on the drug charge early Saturday morning after a routine traffic stop in Stanly County.

The Tar Heel star was caught with less than one half of an ounce or marijuana"
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07-14 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: WAC
Drunk and Disorderly
Resisting Arrest
WAC News Evidence
BOISE -- A Boise State basketball player has run afoul of the law.

La’Shard Anderson, 21, was arrested late Saturday night and charged with two misdemeanors -- resisting and obstructing officers, and disorderly household.

Boise Police spokesman Chuck McClure says officers went to Anderson’s residence ... after receiving a citizen’s complaint about a loud house party.

Officers arrived just before 11 p.m. and asked more than a dozen people at the party to come outside the home and sit on the curb. Everyone complied but Anderson got up and approached the officers telling them it was his house. He refused to comply with numerous police requests to sit back down.

A face-to-face confrontation ensued according to McClure, and Anderson was placed in handcuffs and taken to the Ada County Jail. He has since posted bond and been released. A court date is set for Aug. 2
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07-10 - Busted By:The_Criminal
Criminal: SEC
Moving Violations
Drinking and Driving
Under Age Drinking
SEC News Evidence
Dontavius Jackson, listed as a sophomore tailback, and sophomore split end Tavarres King were in a Chevrolet Avalanche stopped on a campus road just before 3 a.m., UGA Police Chief Jimmy Williamson said.

Jackson, 20, was charged with driving under the influence, leaving the scene of an accident and other motor vehicle offenses. King, 19, was charged with underaged possession of alcohol as were two other passengers inside the Chevrolet. A fifth person was allowed to leave without being arrested.
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07-10 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Soccer
Crimes Against Nature
Adultery
Murder
Soccer News Evidence
The former lover of a top Brazilian soccer player was allegedly strangled and fed to dogs, the BBC reported Friday, according to NewsCore.

Eliza Samudio, 25, disappeared more than a month ago from a hotel in Rio de Janeiro.

Samudio was a former girlfriend of footballer Bruno Fernandes das Dores de Souza, 25 -- known to Brazilian soccer fans simply as Bruno -- who plays in goal for Brazil’s most popular soccer club, Flamengo.

Bruno turned himself in to police earlier this week after officers issued a warrant for his arrest, the BBC reported.

A teenage cousin of the married soccer star handed evidence over to police that implicated Bruno -- who maintains he has a "clear conscience."
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07-10 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: SEC
Kicked Out of League
Suspensions - season
Resisting Arrest
Drunk and Disorderly
Assault and Battery
SEC News Evidence
Tennessee coach Derek Dooley has dismissed sophomore safety Darren Myles Jr. from the team and indefinitely suspended defensive tackle Marlon Walls and linebacker Greg King in the aftermath of an early-morning bar brawl Friday allegedly involving several Vols players.

Myles was one of two Tennessee football players arrested. He was charged with assaulting a UT police officer and resisting and evading arrest. Also, freshman receiver Da’Rick Rogers, one of the Volunteers’ most heralded signees in Dooley’s first recruiting class, was arrested on disorderly conduct and resisting arrest charges.
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07-06 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: Big East
Theft
Big East News Evidence
Recently-canned Seton Hall coach Bobby Gonzalez was arrested for stealing a $1400 Polo man-purse from a shopping mall.... [More]
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07-05 - Busted By:IrvinSucks
Criminal: Takeru Kobayashi
Resisting Arrest
Trespassing
Obstructing Justice
Takeru Kobayashi News Evidence
Sidelined hot dog titan Takeru Kobayashi went berserk Sunday, storming the stage after a contract dispute kept him out of the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating competition.

The 128-pound former champ got steamed while watching from the crowd as archrival Joey (Jaws) Chestnut took home the mustard yellow belt for the fourth year in a row.

Wearing a "Free Kobi" T-shirt, Kobayashi tried to force his way onto the stage at Coney Island during the awards ceremony, struggling with cops who finally arrested him and slapped on the cuffs.

"It’s unprofessional and unsavory and, frankly, rather frustrating," said contest organizer Richard Shea.

Kobayashi, 32, was charged with obstructing governmental administration, resisting arrest and trespassing. He remained in custody early this morning until a courtroom interpreter could be found.

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07-04 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: SEC
Resign In Shame
Drinking and Driving
Adultery
SEC News Evidence
Embattled Georgia AD Damon Evans is out of a job according to television station WSB in Atlanta.

The station cited sources that said Georgia president Michael Adams asked for and received Evans’ resignation. Evans was arrested for an alleged DUI Wednesday night. His BMW was seen weaving across traffice lanes according to police reports. Evans was discovered with a pair of red panties between his legs, also according to the report. In the passenger seat was a 28-year-old woman who was not his wife.
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07-01 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Titans
Using Soft Drugs
Moving Violations
Titans News Evidence
Tennessee Titan quarterback Chris Simms – son of former Giants quarterback Phil Simms – was busted in the West Village this morning on charges of driving while stoned, The Post has learned.

Simms, 29, of Nashville, was stopped while driving his 2009 Mercedes Benz through an NYPD Manhattan South Task Force checkpoint on W. Houston Street at 1:35 a.m., according to a source.

Simms reeked of marijuana and admitted to officers he had smoked earlier in the car, a source said.


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06-29 - Busted By:The_Goons
Criminal: Bengals
Fighting
Assault and Battery
Bengals News Evidence
Cincinnati Bengals running back Cedric Benson was arrested Tuesday and charged with misdemeanor assault for allegedly punching a bar employee in the face nearly a month ago.

According to the Austin police arrest affidavit, Benson was at Annie’s West bar in the Sixth Street entertainment district on May 30 when he got into an altercation with another, unknown bar patron that left him spitting blood from a cut lip. After staff intervened, witnesses told police Benson shoved a bar worker and was verbally abusive. After being asked to leave, Benson was escorted to the door.
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Bob and George Tribute: 42
Bob ProbertFightingLinkThis isn't for points, but when a trur FCL legend dies, we recognize. Bob Probert, in the same league as George Best, has pasted away. Thanks for the memories!
Bob ProbertParole ViolationLinkOur hero Bob Probert arrested once again for getting caught drinking in a bar and violating his parole from a previous resisting arrest charge.
Bob ProbertFines Up To 10KLinkProbert was fined $200 and released back into the wild.
Bob ProbertResisting ArrestLinkBig Bad Bob Probert is back. He was arrested in Canada Friday for resisting arrest after police officers came to his home after it was reported he was violent and causing property damage (see charge below). Officially charged w/ resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.
Bob ProbertProperty DamageLinkCops called cause he was causing property damage
Bob ProbertAssault and BatteryLinkBob Probert arrested after fighting a cop. Charged w/ resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer (could this be aggravated assault commish?) No word on Dudley Do-Rights horse.
Bob ProbertMayhemLinkProbert was initially going to be arrested for "disturbing the peace" before fighting the cop. I believe this qualifies as "mayhem", correct?
Bob ProbertDrunk and DisorderlyLinkThey mention the Disorderly part anyway.
Bob ProbertResisting ArrestLinkYou knew Bob would come through at some point! To bad Trailer Trash didn't have the patience to see come through!
Bob ProbertAggravated AssaultLinkThey had to use a tazer on the guy. Read this article its pretty funny.
George BestAdulteryLinkFrom George Best's divorce hearing... In a question and answer statement, Alex, 32, is asked to "state briefly your reasons for saying that the respondent (George Best) has committed the adultery alleged". She answers: "I found the respondent in the bed of the woman concerned at her home."
George BestLiability Up To 300KLinkIn a separate divorce document, Best, 57, admits adultery, does not defend the case and says he will pay "reasonable" court costs.
George BestLiability Up To 300KLinkWe'll piggyback on the Scumbags' bust in the other block and take the 6 points for Best's agreement to pay his ex-wife's court costs.
George BestAdulteryLinkIn the same article, Best admits to having a "couple" of recent dalliances (prior to his divorce). We'll only bust him for one of those here, because the other one came ot light yesterday and we already got the points.
George BestAdulteryLinkSadly, this will be our last adultery bust for George Best -- he's getting divorced *tomorrow*, but just couldn't wait. That's why he's a legend. We're glad to be on the board in Maximum Security, and we hope that Best can find a new way to rack up the FCL points for us.
George BestDrunk and DisorderlyLink"Drunk and Disorderly" should be etched onto Best's secondhand liver. Among the 20 or so drunken voicemails he recently left his estranged wife were two relating to her new boyfriend: “He is fat, bald and ugly. I can’t believe you let him lie on top of you and f*** you," and “I’m going to see that f*****g boyfriend of yours. I will beat him.”
George BestAdulteryLinkOur favorite drunk George Best called his estranged wife to brag about he two women he had waiting for him in bed: “At least I can get people to do exciting things with me. You are c**p. You’re not the most exciting person in bed.”
George BestFines Up To 10KLinkBest was fined about $2,000 for his vehicular hijinks....
George BestMoving ViolationsLinkGeorge Best pled guilty to DUI today and, apparently, was also originally charged with two other moving violations -- driving without a license, and without insurance. They took his license away for 20 months, which seriously hurts our prospect for future FCL points!
George BestBeing a Two Point IdiotLinkWe're shooting for two Idiot Points here -- one because George Best claims that he was "set up" (yup, Scotland Yard poured the drinks that night), and one because, in George's own words, "I am an idiot." Read for yourself....
George BestDrinking and DrivingLinkHo hum, another George Best alcohol-related bust. I'm sure we'll have more details after his court date on Monday. We love this guy.
George BestCrimes Against NatureLinkNot sure how to bust this one -- our buddy George Best said at a public event: “Any women who want to come backstage afterwards I will beat the sh*t out of them — f***ing load of sh*t that is. I have a new liver, but the wife must think I have had a new d**k, all the women I am supposed to have been sh*****g.” Wow, talk about coming to grips with your demons....what a guy.
George BestApologizing to FamilyLinkOur best buddy George Best has now apologized to the family of his liver donor; this is too sad to be funny. Almost.
George BestAdulteryLinkWhere else would we find 2004's first FCL points than at the bottom of one of George Best's beer glasses? And why do young women still sleep with this maniac?
George BestDrunk and DisorderlyLinkNot surprisingly, George Best's violent tirade againsthis wife started after he'd had a few drinks....
George BestAssault Wife/GirlfriendLinkWow. Sounds like a horrible X-Mess for George Best's wife, who invited the "legend" over for dinner but got beaten up by him. George must not have liked the egg nog. We're sure that there will be more to come from this.....
George BestBeing a One Point IdiotLinkWe'd ask for more points, but we don't want to be accused of being a one-dimensional team, what with all the George Best points. Anyway, one of the UK's top transplant surgeons today identified George Best's decision to keep drinking after a liver transplant as one of the reasons why organ donorship has recently declined. This is Idiocy that costs lives, so give us your vote or we'll send George to your next open bar party....
George BestMayhemLinkOK, the George Best fun continues. We're busting him on one count of Mayhem for de-windowing (with bricks) the car he bought his wife the *prior* time she caught him cheating, and one count for throwing a stone through the window of the house he bought for his soon-to-be ex-wife. By George!
George BestAdulteryLinkIf you have any doubts about George Best's status as a FCL Legend, check *this* link out. We're busting him here for adultery with his current mistress (as opposed to the two hookers from the previous story), and we're wondering how to get some points for the death threats he made to his wife last weekend.
George BestCrimes Against NatureLinkWe'll wrap up the Best Busts (for now....) with a catch-all Crimes Against Nature bust. How else to describe leaving 30 cellphone messages (including at least one with a death threat), stealing his wife's dog and cellphone (and erasing all of her stored numbers), breaking a CD player, AND having at least two mistresses (and losing an unborn child with one of them)? This almost makes me want to become a soccer fan.
George BestBeing a Three Point IdiotLinkOK, so after damaging his wife's car and house in a drunken rage, FCL hero George Best took two hookers up to his hotel room. When one suggested that they should commemorate the event with a photo, Best TOLD her to take the money from his jacket and buy a camera. Surprisingly, the hooker took ALL of the money (about $5,000) and didn't come back (with or without a camera). The other hooker ran away as well. We think that pointing a hooker to a $5,000 stash of cash deserves three Idiot Points, and we hope that you do, too!
George BestDrunk and DisorderlyLinkWe assume that throwing bricks through your wife's car windows, kicking the car's door panels in, and then throwing a rock through a window in your own home, while completely drunk, counts as drunk and disorderly. That's why Best is a FCL Legend.
George BestPandering and MarriedLinkGeorge Best gives us a holidy present with a classic FCL crimespree. These two counts are for the two hookers that he took back to his hotel room, and who later robbed him. More to come, a *lot* more.
George BestAdulteryLinkTwo hookers while married sounds like two counts of Adultery to us....Idiot Point request to follow....
George BestAdulteryLinkThe former Northern Ireland international began an affair with single mother Gina Devivo, claiming that his wife was already being unfaithful to him. This was a second affiar. The first happened prior to the Malta trip. This came to light as his wife left him. Here is a second article backing up the data. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/story.jsp?story=447200 George is also having anti-alchohol pellets put into his liver.
George BestBeing an IdiotLinkOur friend George is back at it. As this is a second offense I think it is still worth points but not as many as last time. Best (57) was caught on camera yesterday morning, downing four glasses of wine on a Mediterranean break.
George BestAssaultLinkWhen their reporter approached him for an interview he allegedly
George BestAdulteryLinkThe fallen soccer star, dumped by Alex after she heard he had an affair with a blonde he met in a pub, has reportedly started drinking heavily again.
George BestApologizing to familyLinkHe was in fact apologizing, to both his wife and his fans (and probably anybody else that would take any pity on him).
George BestApologizing to fansLinkHe was in fact apologizing, to both his wife and his fans (and probably anybody else that would take any pity on him).
George BestDrunk and DisorderlyLinkNot sure if it should be assault but as it was a Pub Brawl I figure not.
George BestBeing an IdiotLinkThe guy got a liver transplant 1 year ago on account of drinking his first liver into submission. Now to celebrate having a new one for one year he went on a 10 day binger.