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Adultery - Crime Count: 9 - limited
Date	Team_Name	Sport	Category	Link	Points	Evidence
2010-07-10	The_Goons	Soccer	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	The former lover of a top Brazilian soccer player was allegedly strangled and fed to dogs, the BBC reported Friday, according to NewsCore. Eliza Samudio, 25, disappeared more than a month ago from a hotel in Rio de Janeiro. Samudio was a former girlfriend of footballer Bruno Fernandes das Dores de Souza, 25 -- known to Brazilian soccer fans simply as Bruno -- who plays in goal for Brazil’s most popular soccer club, Flamengo. Bruno turned himself in to police earlier this week after officers issued a warrant for his arrest, the BBC reported. A teenage cousin of the married soccer star handed evidence over to police that implicated Bruno -- who maintains he has a "clear conscience."
2010-07-04	The_Goons	SEC	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	Embattled Georgia AD Damon Evans is out of a job according to television station WSB in Atlanta. The station cited sources that said Georgia president Michael Adams asked for and received Evans’ resignation. Evans was arrested for an alleged DUI Wednesday night. His BMW was seen weaving across traffice lanes according to police reports. Evans was discovered with a pair of red panties between his legs, also according to the report. In the passenger seat was a 28-year-old woman who was not his wife.
2010-01-06	The_Goons	Cavaliers	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	Famed attorney Gloria Allred is looking to score against NBA great Shaquille O’Neal and she’ll head to the court (room), if that’s what it takes. Allred is representing Vanessa Lopez, a model who claims Shaq has been harassing her, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively. Shaq’s wife Shaunie has filed for legal separation with intent to divorce, after a rocky marriage that was beset by numerous reports of her husband cheating. Their next court hearing is March 22.
2009-12-08	The_Goons	Tiger Woods	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	The Tiger count is up to double digits but I guess I have to stop at 5 so here's the last one. Also new news that he was under the influence when he crashed.
2009-12-05	The_Goons	Tiger Woods	Small-Time	Crime Link	18	2 more for Tiger.... And then there were four. A Las Vegas model claims she had an affair with Tiger Woods, bringing the tally to four women who have been publicly named, the Web site Radaronline.com is reporting.
2009-12-01	The_Goons	Tiger Woods	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	More counts could be coming. A Los Angeles cocktail waitress tells the new Us Weekly (on newsstands Wednesday) that she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and text messages to prove it. Come back to Usmagazine.com Wednesday morning to listen to a Nov. 24 voicemail Woods left Grubbs in which he suggests his wife might suspect he is having an affair.
2009-10-22	The_Goons	Mets	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	Married ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips yesterday began "an extended leave of absence," after admitting he had sex with a 22-year-old production assistant who allegedly stalked his family in "Fatal Attraction"-fashion when he dumped her. "I am deeply sorry that I have put my family and colleagues through this," said the ex-Mets GM, 46, confessing to a tawdry three-day stand in July with Brooke Hundley. Hundley is still employed but is no longer being assigned baseball broadcasts. Police suspect she used computers at ESPN’s Bristol, Conn., headquarters to stalk Phillips’ 16-year-old son online by posing as his high-school classmates. The scandalous and scary series of events began in mid-July, when the handsome Phillips had sex with the shlubby Hundley after meeting her for the first time on assignment in St. Louis.
2009-08-11	The_Goons	Big East	Small-Time	Crime Link	9	Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino told police he had sex and paid for an abortion for the woman accused of trying to extort him for $10 million, a newspaper reported Tuesday. The Courier-Journal of Louisville reported on its Web site that Pitino told police he had been drinking in a Louisville restaurant and had sex with Karen Sypher in August 2003. The police report said he denied allegations by Sypher that he raped her after the restaurant closed and at another time somewhere else. He said later he gave her $3,000 for an abortion. Busting for the married Pitino’s infidelity, crimes against nature for the abortion and wrong place at wrong time for being the victim of her extortion attempt.
2008-07-08	Trailer_Trash	Yankees	Small-Time	Crime Link	18	***2 busts as "extramarital affairs" is plural*** A tumultuous week for Alex Rodriguez, played out in tabloid headlines and carried on the whispers of a connection to Madonna, came to a head Monday when his wife filed for divorce. The more than 5-year marriage collapsed amid reports of a new friendship between the Yankee slugger and the 49-year-old pop singer, an only-in-New York convergence of sport and entertainment celebrity. Played out in both the sports pages and gossip magazines, the saga appeared to have taken its toll on Cynthia Rodriguez, who said in divorce papers that her husband "emotionally abandoned his wife and children." "The marriage of the parties is irretrievably broken because of the husband's extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct," according to her petition for dissolution of marriage, filed in the family division of Miami-Dade County Circuit Court. The New York Yankees third baseman, who earned his 12th All-Star selection Sunday, has refused to comment on any relationship with Madonna. Rodriguez's attorney in Miami, Ira M. Elegant - who is also representing NBA star Shaquille O'Neal in his ongoing divorce - said he had not reviewed the divorce petition but added: "As you know, anyone can pay the filing fee and make allegations." Richard Rubenstein, a spokesman for Rodriguez, declined to address to allegations of infidelity, saying that would be brought up in court. "His priorites are to have a future with his children and be a big part of their lives," Rubenstein said. Cynthia Rodriguez has asked for primary custody of their two children - Nathasha Alexander, 3, and 2-month-old Ella Alexander - as well as child support and alimony. Days before the filing, stories linking Rodriguez and Madonna began to surface, including an Us Weekly report last week saying that Rodriguez made several late-night visits to Madonna's apartment in New York.