Crimes Against Nature - Crime Count: 18 - limited
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| Date | Team_Name | Sport | Category | Link | Points | Evidence |
| 2010-07-10 | The_Goons | Soccer | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | The former lover of a top Brazilian soccer player was allegedly strangled and fed to dogs, the BBC reported Friday, according to NewsCore.
Eliza Samudio, 25, disappeared more than a month ago from a hotel in Rio de Janeiro. Samudio was a former girlfriend of footballer Bruno Fernandes das Dores de Souza, 25 -- known to Brazilian soccer fans simply as Bruno -- who plays in goal for Brazil's most popular soccer club, Flamengo. Bruno turned himself in to police earlier this week after officers issued a warrant for his arrest, the BBC reported. A teenage cousin of the married soccer star handed evidence over to police that implicated Bruno -- who maintains he has a "clear conscience." |
| 2010-04-20 | The_Goons | Colts | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | A 22-year-old hotel receptionist has filed a lawsuit against Indianapolis Colts defensive tackle Eric Foster, claiming he sexually assaulted her in his room before the AFC Championship game in January.
The complaint accuses Foster of luring the woman into his room at the University Place Hotel in Indianapolis on Jan. 24 before the Colts played the New York Jets under the pretense that there was a maintenance problem. Once she was in his room, Foster exposed himself to the woman, touched and groped her, and forced the woman to "engage in deviate sexual acts," the complaint alleges. |
| 2010-04-16 | Judge Smails | Phillies | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | Gotta love Phillies fans...
Unruly Phillies Fan Assaults, Vomits on Cop and His Family Man and 11-year-old daughter were intentionally thrown up on by fan, police say |
| 2010-03-17 | The_Criminal | Big East | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | This is unbelievable. Here is the rundown. Resign in shame for the firing of the coach, On-Field Humiliation and Crimes against nature for the nut shot, Other felonies is for kidnapping, and the rest is straight forward.
...The loss to Texas Tech on Tuesday night was marred by the ejection of the star forward Herb Pope, who punched an opposing player in the groin. Gonzalez also received his seventh technical foul of the season. Also Tuesday, a Pirates player, Robert Mitchell, was arrested in Newark and charged with kidnapping, robbery, burglary and possession of a weapon, according to a law enforcement official in Essex County. Mitchell was accused along with another person of breaking into a house in South Orange, duct-taping eight people and stealing cash and personal items. The police have not identified the other person. |
| 2010-03-10 | Judge Smails | Independents | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | "One Shining Moment" Gets An Update
It's been a LONG time since my last bust, but damn... WTF was wrong with Luther??? [not sure how to bust the whole ncaa, so i just went with "college-independents"] |
| 2009-11-03 | IrvinSucks | Spurs | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | Manu Ginobili had to get a rabies shot after he attacked and struck a bat that was circling the court during a game.
Ginobili posted Monday that he doesn't know if the bat had rabies but he had to get vaccinated to make sure he was safe. He also encouraged people to "avoid contact with bats, skunks, raccoons, rats and animals like that." The bat swooped into the AT&T Center on Saturday night and descended onto the court late in the first period. The bat circled and left only to return -- briefly. Ginobili swatted it out of the air with a bare hand and carried the creature off the court to thunderous cheers. |
| 2009-09-11 | The_Goons | Track | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | THE controversy over gender row champion runner Caster Semenya deepened today – after reports claimed sex swap tests have shown she is a HERMAPHRODITE.
South African gold-medallist Semenya, 18, has both male and female organs, it was claimed. And sources close to the International Association of Athletics Federations – who ordered extensive tests on the teen after her amazing 800m win at the World Athletics Championships last month – say the results mean she could still be stripped of her medal. |
| 2009-08-11 | The_Goons | Big East | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | Louisville men’s basketball coach Rick Pitino told police he had sex and paid for an abortion for the woman accused of trying to extort him for $10 million, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
The Courier-Journal of Louisville reported on its Web site that Pitino told police he had been drinking in a Louisville restaurant and had sex with Karen Sypher in August 2003. The police report said he denied allegations by Sypher that he raped her after the restaurant closed and at another time somewhere else. He said later he gave her $3,000 for an abortion. Busting for the married Pitino’s infidelity, crimes against nature for the abortion and wrong place at wrong time for being the victim of her extortion attempt. |
| 2008-11-19 | Gold_Tooth | Big 10 | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | A former University of Illinois gymnastics coach resigned because of personal issues, including a pending drunk-driving charge in Wisconsin, and is cooperating with an investigation into a video camera found in a locker room.
Jon Valdez, who trained Beijing Olympic bronze medalist Justin Spring, resigned as an assistant coach from the Illinois men’s team on Oct. 17. It is now evident that the reason has to do with a camera strategically placed within the women’s locker room. |
| 2008-09-17 | Gold_Tooth | Missouri Valley | Small-Time | Crime Link | 3 | A former University of Northern Iowa football player, dismissed from the team in connection with criminal charges last fall, now faces several new charges.
Christopher Kent Parsons, 23, of 610 1/2 W. Second St., Cedar Falls, was arrested today in connection with a break-in to a nearby residence Monday at 610 W. Second St. Police discovered items from that burglary had been sold at a pawn shop and Parsons allegedly was the one who sold them. After interrogation and the execution of a search warrant at his residence, he had additional criminal complaints filed against him, including unlawful possession of prescription drugs, possession of marijuana, two counts of third-degree burglary, second-degree theft and fourth-degree criminal mischief. The fourth-degree criminal mischief case is in connection with an April 26 altercation at a local restaurant. A woman there reported cat litter containing cat feces had been placed on her car and sugar in the automobile's gas tank. |
| 2008-08-05 | IrvinSucks | Charles Haley | Small-Time | Crime Link | 0 | Charles Haley has just written a book in which he describes his lockerroom masturbatory exploits. This link is not for the faint of heart. |
| 2008-07-01 | Trailer_Trash | Bills | Small-Time | Crime Link | 3 | Bills running back Marshawn Lynch had his driver’s license revoked in traffic court on Friday after saying he didn’t know he hit someone while driving on a Buffalo street last month.
Administrative Law Judge Thomas Gagola found Lynch’s behavior on May 31 "constituted a reckless disregard of human life or property." He also imposed the maximum $100 fine and $50 surcharge after Lynch pleaded guilty to failure to exercise due care toward a pedestrian. Lynch, the Bills’ first-round draft pick in 2007 out of California, was driving his 2008 Porsche Cayenne SUV in the city’s bar district at 3:30 a.m. when he struck a 27-year-old Ontario woman and kept going. "It was raining real hard, there was a dancing pedestrian in the middle of the street," the 22-year-old Lynch said before the hearing. "I slowed down to let her go and continued on my way home. I didn’t know my car had hit anyone or anything." Investigators believe the woman Lynch struck was near the woman he saw dancing. A longer written statement issued by Lynch’s attorney after the hearing said police officers later came to his house and removed his car and that Lynch "was in disbelief" when told it had been in an accident. Attorney Michael Caffery called the revocation of Lynch’s license for an unspecified length of time "a little harsh." During the hearing, Police Officer Allan Kasprzak said the woman Lynch struck, Kimberly Shpeley, bruised a hip and required seven stitches for a cut on her thigh. Lynch only had his New York driver’s license one day, having received it Thursday after turning in his California license. Lynch’s guilty plea was part of a deal reached last week between his lawyer and Erie County prosecutors that allowed Lynch to avoid a criminal charge. Caffery said investigators found that Lynch did not intentionally leave the scene of an accident, pointing out that Lynch drove home and parked in his driveway. "There was no intention on his part to hide his vehicle," Caffery said. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, in western New York for a sports symposium, said the league was monitoring the Lynch case. Under the NFL’s personal conduct policy, players can be disciplined for "conduct that undermines or puts at risk the integrity and reputation of the NFL, NFL clubs or NFL players." "From our standpoint," Goodell said, "we’ll wait and see what the facts are and then we’ll decide whether it’s a violation or if it has any involvement in our personal conduct policy." |
| 2008-04-30 | Trailer_Trash | Penguins | Small-Time | Crime Link | 3 | *** 1 game suspension bust - player was suspended for the next playoff game
***indecent exposure 1 count - he was formally charged ***drunk & disorderly 2 counts - both he and another player on the team were charged w/ public drunkeness ***crimes against nature 1 count - charged w/ "open lewdness" The captain of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins was charged with indecent exposure after a police officer saw him running naked on a downtown street early Sunday in Scranton, Pa. Nathan Smith told the officer he acted on a bet. Officials said Smith, a center for the American Hockey League team, was charged with misdemeanor counts of indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct, as well as public drunkenness. He was released on $10,000 bail. The AHL team suspended Smith for its second-round home playoff game tomorrow. Also, Penguins forward Ryan Stone was charged with public drunkenness in the incident. It was Stone’s second arrest this season on that charge. |
| 2008-04-03 | Gold_Tooth | Big 10 | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | Penn State Police filed charges yesterday against Penn State basketball player Stanley Pringle in connection with an incident involving public masturbation that occurred last Thursday in Pattee Library.
The Nittany Lion guard is being charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct. In the original incident report, police said the offender sat behind a woman in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with her and then began masturbating. Sports Information Director Brian Siegrist added Pringle is not part of any incidents of "serial masturbation." |
| 2008-03-06 | The_Goons | Tripp Isenhour | Small-Time | Crime Link | 0 | It's a birdie!
PGA Tour golfer Tripp Isenhour is charged in Orlando with killing a protected migratory hawk with a golf shot. It occurred in December when Isenhour was filming a video segment for the television show Shoot Like A Pro. Prosecutors say a red-shouldered hawk was making noise, forcing a video crew to film another take. The hawk moved closer, and the golfer hit several balls at it. A witness says the bird fell to the ground, bleeding from both nostrils. The 39-year-old golfer, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, is charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird. |
| 2008-03-06 | The_Goons | Tripp Isenhour | Small-Time | Crime Link | 0 | It's a birdie!
PGA Tour golfer Tripp Isenhour is charged in Orlando with killing a protected migratory hawk with a golf shot. It occurred in December when Isenhour was filming a video segment for the television show Shoot Like A Pro. Prosecutors say a red-shouldered hawk was making noise, forcing a video crew to film another take. The hawk moved closer, and the golfer hit several balls at it. A witness says the bird fell to the ground, bleeding from both nostrils. The 39-year-old golfer, whose real name is John Henry Isenhour III, is charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird. |
| 2008-02-16 | IrvinSucks | Giants | Small-Time | Crime Link | 8 | Giants LB Antonio Pierce was charged with animal neglect after one of his two pit bulls escaped from his yard and was determined to be malnourished and sick while Pierce was in AZ for the Super Bowl. It is unclear who was supposed to be taking care of the dogs while he was gone, but he instructed that they be placed in a boarding kennel until he got back. |
| 2008-01-02 | Gold_Tooth | Panther | Small-Time | Crime Link | 3 | A minor league hockey player from Florida was arrested after allegedly slapping a flight attendant, head butting a passenger and exposing himself on an American Airlines flight from Toronto to Dallas.
For the slap and head but I’ll call it fighting and for exposing himself we’ll go with crimes against nature. |