<?xml version="1.0" encoding="windows-1252" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Fantasy Criminal League</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/rss.php</link><description>50 Sports Busts from the FCL</description><language>eng-en</language><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 05:18:38 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>the_criminal@fantasycriminal.com (The Criminal)</managingEditor><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7776</guid><title>Heat - Drinking and Driving</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7776</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>Cops say they approached the vehicle and when they began talking with Wright, they noticed "red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech."Cops say the 24-year-old couldn&amp;#8217;t provide current insurance information -- they also discovered he was driving on a suspended driver&amp;#8217;s license.Wright was taken to a nearby jail where he was booked for DUI and driving on a suspended license.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7775</guid><title>Heat - Moving Violations</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7775</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>Cops say they approached the vehicle and when they began talking with Wright, they noticed "red and watery eyes, odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath, and low and slurred speech."Cops say the 24-year-old couldn&amp;#39;t provide current insurance information -- they also discovered he was driving on a suspended driver&amp;#39;s license.Wright was taken to a nearby jail where he was booked for DUI and driving on a suspended license.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7774</guid><title>Independents - Crimes Against Nature</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7774</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>"One Shining Moment" Gets An UpdateIt&amp;#39;s been a LONG time since my last bust, but damn...  WTF was wrong with Luther???[not sure how to bust the whole ncaa, so i just went with "college-independents"]</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7773</guid><title>Pac 10 - Theft</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7773</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>Oregon quarterback Jeremiah Masoli, who helped lead the Ducks to the Pac-10 Conference title and a Rose Bowl berth last season, faces a burglary charge in connection with a theft at a campus fraternity house in late January. The Lane Country district attorney&amp;#39;s office says Masoli and former Oregon receiver Garrett Embry were each charged Wednesday with one count of burglary in the second degree. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7772</guid><title>Browns - Apologizing to Fans</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7772</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>Like one of his errant passes, quarterback Derek Anderson sent a rocket at Browns fans he wishes he could take back.  Anderson apologized to Cleveland fans Wednesday after calling them "ruthless" and adding they "don&amp;#8217;t deserve a winner" following his release by the team. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7771</guid><title>Browns - Tweeting </title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7771</link><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>Like one of his errant passes, quarterback Derek Anderson sent a rocket at Browns fans he wishes he could take back.  Anderson apologized to Cleveland fans Wednesday after calling them "ruthless" and adding they "don&amp;#39;t deserve a winner" following his release by the team. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7770</guid><title>Big East - Assault with a Deadly Weapon</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7770</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>UCF just issued the following news release about signee Jose Jose, who was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and carrying a concealed weapon Friday:UCF head football coach George O&amp;#8217;Leary announced on Monday that 2010 signee Jose Jose has been released from his scholarship with the University. Jose was a member of this past February&amp;#8217;s 23-member signing class.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7769</guid><title>Big East - Concealed or Illegal Weapons</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7769</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>UCF just issued the following news release about signee Jose Jose, who was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and carrying a concealed weapon Friday:UCF head football coach George O&amp;#8217;Leary announced on Monday that 2010 signee Jose Jose has been released from his scholarship with the University. Jose was a member of this past February&amp;#8217;s 23-member signing class.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7768</guid><title>Big East - Kicked Out of League</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7768</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>UCF just issued the following news release about signee Jose Jose, who was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and carrying a concealed weapon Friday:UCF head football coach George O&amp;#8217;Leary announced on Monday that 2010 signee Jose Jose has been released from his scholarship with the University. Jose was a member of this past February&amp;#8217;s 23-member signing class.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7767</guid><title>Big East - Losing One Scholarship</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7767</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>UCF just issued the following news release about signee Jose Jose, who was charged with charged with aggravated assault with a firearm and carrying a concealed weapon Friday:UCF head football coach George O&amp;#8217;Leary announced on Monday that 2010 signee Jose Jose has been released from his scholarship with the University. Jose was a member of this past February&amp;#8217;s 23-member signing class.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7766</guid><title>SEC - Under Age Drinking</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7766</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>I forgot the underage drinking bust.</description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7765</guid><title>SEC - Fraud</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7765</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>The SEC must be bored now that its basketball season.  Georgia QB gets busted on just about all of our alcohol related crimes minus the DUI.  So he has that going for him. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7764</guid><title>SEC - Obstructing Justice</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7764</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>The SEC must be bored now that its basketball season.  Georgia QB gets busted on just about all of our alcohol related crimes minus the DUI.  So he has that going for him. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7763</guid><title>SEC - Drunk and Disorderly</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7763</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>The SEC must be bored now that its basketball season.  Georgia QB gets busted on just about all of our alcohol related crimes minus the DUI.  So he has that going for him. </description></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">7762</guid><title>SEC - Resisting Arrest</title><link>http://www.fantasycriminal.com/crime.php?Seq_number=7762</link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0600</pubDate><description>LSU, one football and one basketball, get drunk and then get disorderly to the point taser usage came into play.</description></item></channel></rss>